TURFY GANG

TURFY GANG is coming to you live for the announcement of their third tour. ‘Last year, we tore down venues across the Netherlands, but this year we’re doing it again, only bigger. Our wise manager once told us, ‘step up your game, my young’uns,’ and we’ve taken that advice to heart. It was also about time to step it up a notch because those venues were starting to feel a bit cramped lately—these guys are eating well these days, you know?’ That’s why the guys are now coming with their new tour: ‘Biggest Party on Earth.’

‘For real? Yes, really, with a band and everything.’